Gov. Corbett said that colleges and universities should consider gas drilling on campuses to solve their funding issues. He really, actually did this. I suppose we can begin replacing Old Mains with well rigs? How about if we change the name of Penn State to Frack U? Better yet how about if we sell the Governor’s Mansion to Range Resources? They already own the Governor so perhaps simply giving them the Mansion is appropriate.
Maybe we can tear down the Capitol building and drill for gas in the spot. It might be a better use of the hot air in Harrisburg.