My Christmas List

First and foremost my Christmas list asks for peace on earth and goodwill to ALL!

I’d like Santa to send George W. Bush and Dick Cheney lumps of “clean coal” for their stockings.

I’d like Santa to give John McCain one Sarah Palin to have to live with for three months.  You betcha!

I want Santa to give us more Tina Fey skits on SNL lampooning Gov. Palin.

I’m asking Santa to end the wars and bring our troops home.

Santa, please convince Gov. Rendell to support healthcare for ALL.

Santa should bring handcuffs and leg irons for all war criminals, torturers and Rod Blagojevich.

Santa please, PLEASE give me Chris Matthews as a Senate candidate.  I have so less to write about since we got rid of Rick Santorum…

I also want ten little Gubernatorial candidates to make the 2010 race more fun to watch and cover.

Santa please bring some sane regulation to Wall Street so people can keep their homes.

Please bring relief to the homeowners being shut out of the massive bailout packages.  

And finally Santa please leave something special under the tree.  You know what I mean….

MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL!

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